So, I'm sitting here bored clicking through pages and profiles on twitter and facebook and such and I am seeing the most absurd epidemic and it's really starting to piss me off, especially upon my more recent single-dom (its a word today)...but I can't figure out how and why is it that all these unattractive girls have men...much less are in happy relationships and pregnant and shit (I mentioned that because my mind doesn't get how descent guys stick their naked weenie in Precious or Katt Stacks lookin chics, sorry.) Now I do know that their boos/roomates/boyfriends/baby daddy's/fiancels/husbands or whatever titles they go by are still tryina holla at me and other girls of the attractive sort, but that's not my point...the fact is that these things have somebody and it's the pretty girls that don't. (Hell even Halle can't keep her a man...)
I don't know if it's the intimidation factor of pretty girls or solely the lack of confidence of the dudes who don't even realize that they could actually have a chance with us, either way it continually baffles me that we're usually the one's having our own, handlin shit, screamin' independent woman. The thing that may bother me even more is every time I tell someone I'm single they either don't believe me, or tell me that I'm too cute to not have a man and that if he was my man blah blah blah blah blahhhhhh. Obviously I'm not impressed at "what you would do if you were my man" cuz some of the suckers I've dated were lucky enough to get their start with the same exact phrase but I LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES so... (i also hate "you're too cute to be lookin mad" "you're pretty to be so mean" and "smile it's not that bad" if only you understood how much I would love to yell out something to the effect of "YOU'RE TOO UGLY TO BE THAT DAMN HAPPY!!!!" just because....but I normally just strut on with my straight face)
I think the thing that bothers me most is the false confidence that the attention these men give the broads. So because men give them attention usually because they're more easily attainable, they falsely attribute that to being attractive and walk around thinking they can compete with the best of 'em because these broads now have a metaphorical lil lyin mirror mirror on the wall tellin them that they're the fairest of them all...(on this note I would just like to say that just because you get specific compliments on objects you own (i.e nice shoes, cute belt), doesn't make you pretty either...thanks, management)
Anywho...if anyone has any friends nickles and under who have shared with them how to get that good man (or trick and trap on the low jk kinda..) either way feel free to let me know...i'm always interested in discovering life's mysteries..
Bahahaha... loved this, I wonder the same thing, But I bet we know the answer... the ugly girls are willing to do whatever to keep their man, where as the pretty women are like "Damn all that" and move on to the next! Its a vicious cycle!
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